Dubya joke

bizarredori (3:44:05 PM): i think
spazzle****13 (3:44:25 PM): want to hear my george w. bush joke?
bizarredori (3:44:31 PM): of course
spazzle***13 (3:44:35 PM): ok, so dubya is visiting an elementary school during one of his campaigns, and he's taking questions from the students. one of the kids raises his hand, and dubya calls on him, saying "what's yer name, son?"
spazzle****13 (3:44:43 PM): the boy says, "my name's tom, mr. president, and i have 3 questions for you. the first one is, where's osama bin laden? the second one is, why haven't we found any of the nuclear weapons in iraq?
spazzle*****13 (3:45:06 PM): the third one is, why did you win the election in 2000 if you didn't win the popular vote?" but, just then, the recess bell rings. so all the kids file out of the cafeteria, have their recess, and come back in afterwards. dubya's still there, so he starts taking more questions for the kids.
spazzle*****13 (3:45:24 PM): another kid raises his hand and says "i have 5 questions for you, mr. president." he then says the same first three questions that tom asked, then says "and my last two questions are, why did the recess bell go off a half hour early, and where did tommy go?"
bizarredori (3:45:37 PM): i laugh
bizarredori (3:45:42 PM): i love it
bizarredori (3:45:46 PM): did you write it?
spazzle*****13 (3:45:47 PM): hah thanks
spazzle*****13 (3:45:50 PM): no, i wish
bizarredori (3:46:02 PM): i must copy paste it forever
spazzle****l13 (3:46:12 PM): ha awwight
spazzle*****13 (3:46:24 PM): yeah i hope it fits on my profile
bizarredori (3:49:09 PM): it will live forever
bizarredori (3:49:13 PM): my mother laughed
spazzle****13 (3:49:15 PM): ha i hope so
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